Laser Guided Pizza Cutter
You know what this world needs?
Laser-guided pizza delivery.
When you order, the pizza place takes aim with their laser-guided pizza cannon and pew pew boom. Your delicious meal is on its way with complete accuracy instead of the delivery guy wandering around your neighborhood aimlessly for 10 minutes while your meal gets cold. Until then, we’ll have to settle for this laser guided pizza cutter, which, we will admit, is pretty awesome technology on its own…