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You Park Like An Idiot Sticky Notes

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These popular, hilariously funny sticky notes make the perfect gift for any man or woman who’s tired of perfectly healthy people using handicapped spots.

Each funny sticky note reads:

You Park Like An Idiot. Remember: You actually share earth with other people.

□ You don’t appear to be handicapped. Not physically.
□ Your car just isn’t that special.
□ See those lines? You’re supposed to park between them.
□ Your rear is hanging out. Nobody wants to see that.
□ You pulled up too far. Learn how big your car is.
□ Others don’t enjoy being so close to you.
□ Your car is about as compact as your behind.
□ Hey, genius? Yellow lines = don’t park here.
□ Clearly, parallel parking is not your forte.
□ This spot is reserved. And not for you, unspecial person.
□ Park in the back if you want to take up 2 -4 spaces.
□ See that “no parking” sign, space cadet?

(Our off-Etsy store URL appears unobtrusively at the bottom of each note. See image 2.)

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YOU MIGHT LIKE TO KNOW…
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Notepad. . . . . . . 3″ x 3″ x .25″ (7.6 cm x 7.6 cm x .6 cm), plain white paper
Quantity. . . . . . . . 50 sheets, 1 sticky notepad
Packaging . . . . . Won’t bend or get wet. Safe in cellophane and a rigid beige mailer.These popular, hilariously funny sticky notes make the perfect gift for any man or woman who’s tired of perfectly healthy people using handicapped spots.

Each funny sticky note reads:

You Park Like An Idiot. Remember: You actually share earth with other people.

□ You don’t appear to be handicapped. Not physically.
□ Your car just isn’t that special.
□ See those lines? You’re supposed to park between them.
□ Your rear is hanging out. Nobody wants to see that.
□ You pulled up too far. Learn how big your car is.
□ Others don’t enjoy being so close to you.
□ Your car is about as compact as your behind.
□ Hey, genius? Yellow lines = don’t park here.
□ Clearly, parallel parking is not your forte.
□ This spot is reserved. And not for you, unspecial person.
□ Park in the back if you want to take up 2 -4 spaces.
□ See that “no parking” sign, space cadet?

(Our off-Etsy store URL appears unobtrusively at the bottom of each note. See image 2.)

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YOU MIGHT LIKE TO KNOW…
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Notepad. . . . . . . 3″ x 3″ x .25″ (7.6 cm x 7.6 cm x .6 cm), plain white paper
Quantity. . . . . . . . 50 sheets, 1 sticky notepad
Packaging . . . . . Won’t bend or get wet. Safe in cellophane and a rigid beige mailer.

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